How girls put on their pants:
*Left leg*, *Right leg*, ” Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.
maybe it’s because i live in australia, but i still cant handle the fact that people can live so peacefully with bears and those giant horse dinosaur things
moose, i meant moose
who even jerks into a sock thats so gross i hope u get athletes dick
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.