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elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

(via laugh-addict)

totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

(Source: amy-the-little-englander, via jxsshalloways)

bellafarella:

(Sources: runawaywithmegg + mickeymilkovichhhh

Mickey Milkovich’s progress <3

(via fuckyeagallavich)

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via dorkgrayson)

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

(via ramennooodles)

lamelohan:

me when i was little: why do i have to eat everything on the plate??

now : um can i have like 3… more plates…

(via donnacabonna)

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

(via lolsomeone-actually)