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I want you kinda drunk, sorta high and completely on top of me with your tongue in my mouth

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its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

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there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

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one time i was cautioned against talking positively about ancient egyptian architecture — because i could be talking about a structure that was built with slave labor — by someone who lived in the united states

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white boy: I havent said nigger for 3 days
girl: omg <3 You’re literally an amazing person xxxxx

(via aduhm)

"If you don’t like where you are, move on. You are not a tree."

- Unknown   (via bmcay)

(Source: mainwriterbadnam, via across--the-universe)