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officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

(via urcensored)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via funnybro)

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

(via fivegum)

siriusdarkgrey:

lily evans running into class late and out of breath and saying “sorry im late i was… doing stuff.” james potter swaggering in after her and saying “im
stuff.”

(via mydraco)

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

(Source: orangeisthenew-jack, via yelled)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via spicy-vagina-tacos)