I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?
Mickey Milkovich’s progress <3
if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think
I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”
me when i was little: why do i have to eat everything on the plate??
now : um can i have like 3… more plates…