If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
//cats & boxes
are you fuckin kiddin me
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
do u ever hear something so dumb ur eyes physically roll out of ur head
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase