My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep
i’m as the kids these days say, “lame as fuck”
IM GOING TO ARREST ALL THE TALL PEOPLE
did anyone hear something?
i think its coming from below but its too far down to see